I Ponder Thusly

Greetings, friends. I just wanted to let you all know that I have not been able to check my email for a couple of weeks, as I changed my password not long before then and have quickly forgotten it. Hopefully I will figure it out soon. Or, hopefully I will figure out what my pet's name is. Then I can answer my secret question and get a new password. I thought it was the name of my current dog, but I guess I've had this email account for so long, I used the name of another pet.

So, newsynews, I must admit I haven't been reading your newsletters of late. I hope this doesn't cause a stir in your circulation center. I am not canceling my subscription.

Also, superstar, I did email you a few weeks ago. Perhaps I did not use the correct address...or perhaps I did and I just have not been faithful keeping up the dialogue, as I have no recollection of the mystery pet. Do forgive me as well.

May I not also forget my beloved business colleagues, who may have been ardently trying to reach me this past fortnight, alas, in vain. We will have to develop alternate means of communication for a time, until the dark cages of my mind are released.