I Ponder Thusly

This is going to be a quick post b/c i'm sick of being on this computer! Humans were not made to stare at a screen all the days of their lives! It hurts the cerebrum! Cerebellum! Shucks! I see it's already taken effect!

Okay, so I've had an awesome weekend and whatnot - Abby and Chad are inspiring, Randy really spoke to my heart on Sunday (er, sorry, God did), and I must have done something else good. Oh yeah. Nevermind.

But, I've also had a messed-up weekend. These are some of the crazy things I have done:

• I went to the market to buy a watermelon for my Father, and as I left the market with all my goods, I realized no watermelon had been purchased by good ol' Jac. No lycopene for me or the dad.


• I searched high and low for my cellular fruit only to realize, as I sunk exhaustedly into my cot, that it was in my right hand. I mean the left.


• I stopped at a green light in heavy traffic. This was embarrasing to me.


• I put my unduhpants on inside out and didn't change them rightside out. And yet, a few hours later, they were rightside out. Could someone please clue me in on what happened there? I'm frightened!


• Also, more than once, I heard a noise in back of me and turned around to see who it was, only to figure out that it was the door shutting behind me.

What I really want to know is, what is the reason for my dazedness? Am I always like this? I'd venture a "yes."

I think my problem stems from reading a vulgar book once that purported, "Absorb the color of life, but never its details. Details are always vulgar." So, I've pretty much been absorbing colors and forgetting everything else, including common observances.

I do think this way of thinking is hazardous.