I Ponder Thusly: Wilbur??

VERSE OF THE DAY

“You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous person, though for a good person someone might possibly dare to die. But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” (Romans 5:6-8)

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Monday, June 20, 2005

Wilbur??

Will pigs ever fly, really? And what all will happen when they do fly? A whole bunch of stuff, if the thousands who said "Such and such will happen when pigs fly" were telling the truth throughout the ages.

Some examples of what might happen when pigs fly:

Ellie May will learn to be a lady.

My dad will learn to say "Antonio Banderas" rather than "Antonio Bandero."

Someone in Hollywood will stay with their spouse more than two years.

Whatserface will tell the blogging world her answer to my question, "What will happen when pigs fly?" unabashedly.

The antelopes will stop dwindling.

Chris Farley (or better yet, Fred Astaire) will resurrect and make all my wildest dreams come true. -Just kidding-

Minnesota will have some consistently enjoyable weather.

I will move to Alaska or otherwhise figure out what I ought to do with my life!

# posted by jac-atac : 6/20/2005 11:02:00 AM

Comments:

Interesting blog.
If only Farley could resurrect. I miss that guy.
--Brooke

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:30 PM

I think they already can fly.
~mike

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:55 PM

LOL- well the good news is, you will figure out what to do with your life before pigs fly!
BTW- the birds flew out of our little nest. Thanks for all the worms that were donated!

# posted by

JC : 1:39 PM

Oh! It had something to do with Matt. Matt will do something the day pigs fly.. I can't pin point it.

# posted by

[ brooke ] : 4:45 PM

I think that happened once, Jamber. Johnny Cash and his wife. And Cher and Sunny Bono or whatever.

# posted by

[ brooke ] : 11:33 AM

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Wilbur??

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