I Ponder Thusly

Will pigs ever fly, really? And what all will happen when they do fly? A whole bunch of stuff, if the thousands who said "Such and such will happen when pigs fly" were telling the truth throughout the ages.

Some examples of what might happen when pigs fly:

• Ellie May will learn to be a lady.


• My dad will learn to say "Antonio Banderas" rather than "Antonio Bandero."


• Someone in Hollywood will stay with their spouse more than two years.


• Whatserface will tell the blogging world her answer to my question, "What will happen when pigs fly?" unabashedly.


• The antelopes will stop dwindling.


• Chris Farley (or better yet, Fred Astaire) will resurrect and make all my wildest dreams come true. -Just kidding-


• Minnesota will have some consistently enjoyable weather.


• I will move to Alaska or otherwhise figure out what I ought to do with my life!